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Do You Speak English?

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БЕСПЛАТНАЯ ДИАГНОСТИКА Хотите узнать в каком состоянии находятся Ваши речевые навыки и получить квалифицированную консультацию по поводу их улучшения?
ЗАПИШИТЕСЬ НА БЕСПЛАТНУЮ ДИАГНОСТИКУ ПРЯМО СЕЙЧАС!

John Cooper Clarke - TWAT (on After Dark, 1982)

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Like a Night Club in the morning, you're the bitter end
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you're clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors
too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow's
are lousy coz of you.

You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain

You're certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour, here... wear this polythene bag.

You're like a dose of scabies,
I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life a fairy tale... Grimm! 
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People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You've got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality
I hate both of them.

Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.
Like a death in a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun.
Like a sucked and spat our Smartie,
you're no use to anyone.
like the sh…

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Parents Teach Your Children

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Precious kid with a huge heart

As my friendAllie Oliver-Burns said: Precious kid with a huge heart.

History of English Language | 1066

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